Go Sharks, we are perfect at home!!!

My friends Dan, Chris and Jan and I purchased a 10-game plan for the San Jose Sharks. We went again last night and for the fourth time in 4 games, the Sharks won at home. Which means, we have a perfect home record. Unfortunately, it does not look as rosy for the Sharks in general. They have one of the worst home ice records. In light of this, we came up with a grand plan. We talk to the Sharks management and ask them to upgrade us to full season tickets ... for free. And while they are at it they should throw in some beers. I think that plan is fantastic. Let's see what the Sharks have to say about that.

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